The unfortunate tale of shopping for Christmas Presents on Christmas Eve

Santa Claus doesn’t even count for small talk nowadays… is how I’d like to begin this segment. Unfortunately, I am almost sure that there will be copyright issues on the horizon if I did that so I’ll stop it there. I don’t plan on doing anything too heavy for this particular entry. Nor do I intend for this entry to have a point. I am just lamenting the fact that I have yet to buy Christmas gifts as life has been slightly busy lately. Somehow, the Christmas holiday atmosphere has made my days all the more hectic. As the title can possibly allow one to gather, I plan on ranting a bit about the retail sector today.

The fall of Lehman Brothers was so magnificent that it made me question whether I shall ever open a business with a sibling. What I want to say is, there are many factors and risks that are out of your control. One moment, the market is good, the next, your balance blows up in a fashion reminiscent of the 4th of July. It has always been my thoughts that the Australian retail sector is undergoing something similar. People are so desperate for profits that I feel that they are pushing sales for the sake of sales. It reminds of me an old retail joke that I heard while I was selling mattresses.

Sales A: “We’re making a loss on each unit we sell, what do we do?”

Sales Manager: “Don’t worry, we’ll make up for it with volume.”

The only thing I see saving this year’s Christmas figures is Star Wars. Hopefully, the ticket sales will be enough to create a positive effect and get people not only going out to watch the movies but also out shopping while they’re at it (and if you consider the drinks and popcorn sold, that’s just a bonus!).

Looking at the department stores, Westfields and Chases has never been so quiet so close to Christmas. I recall a few summers ago (I live in Australia) when I could barely move about while shopping. The perfume section at David Jones and Myers are full of eager sales people who are more than willing to spray and puff the latest scents and sell things while giving up gift bags, vouchers, future discounts, free samples, a foot massage, a tractor, a flamethrower etc. Along with the traditional Boxing Day sale where everybody everywhere simultaneously teleports to their nearest shopping center credit card in hand, it makes the pre Christmas season anything but festive.

I personally believe that there is a move away from giving Christmas presents on Christmas Day. As mentioned earlier, a fat man dressed in red who works very specific hours is too hard to believe even before you see your kindergarten teacher kissing him. So we intuitively understand that the presents are store bought and not made by elves captured and put to slave labor (unless by elves are what you call the Chinese). Delaying the purchases a bit can yield serious savings. If it’s possible to short the market value of goods, shorting between the 24th and the 27th would definitely yield profits higher than students at a college party. And they get pretty high.

This is it for now. I’ll probably have something for new years so look forward to that.

Merry Christmas,

The Uninformed Trader

Condoms and Nappies: A Tale of Two Commodities

Today is the so called “Singles’ Day” in China. The name derives from the fact that it is 11th of November, thence 11-11 #foreveralone (though I can be certain that you won’t be reading this on the 11th). Mainly because I had to gather some data (population growth, policies, and equity market index figures to be precise) which took far more time than it should. Could this be the time that I bust out the charts and tables? No. I already have a shit time doing that for my actual research project (No, seriously, so many tables and charts. I feel that I should have taken pure maths, which seems to have ironically less maths than finance… also, on a different note the spelling for ‘ageing’ really irks me. If I ever start learning German, English grammar is the culprit that drove me into it. )so I don’t want it to flow into this, which is something I actually enjoy immensely. As for why I gathered the data, I’ll get to that in a little bit. Anyways, the reason I bring up Singles’ Day is several folds. I want to talk about the loosening of China’s One Child Policy (OCP) which is now a Two Child Policy (TCP); Japan’s rapidly ageing population; purchase patterns according to population change and how that interacts with our markets.

Now, now, I know that the TCP has been all over the news and I promised to cover things that isn’t so mainstream. Well, to draw the parallels, today’s story needs to start here. China is feeling the weight of its OCP in the recent years. With an ageing population and massive gender imbalance, China sense, correctly, that it is not going to have a good time if the OCP persists. A close neighbor, close distance wise at least, Japan, is already a strong cautionary tale. Faced with a declining workforce, and an ever ageing population that just refuses to die, the next generation has work cut out for them. Good luck! This is made worse by the recent social phenomenon where young adults actively avoid marriage due to financial burdens.

Now, a correlation between population growth and economic growth is undeniable. If I had one person working, and now I had two, then I am going to assume that I’m getting more work done (though GDP per capita isn’t really directly correlated. It’s more to do with technology and policy choices but I digress…) Taking Japan once more as an example, post World War Two population boom really pushed the economy to a whole new level. Contrary to widespread belief, Japanese policies back then were not really great. The boom pretty much came from an immense boom in population and a focus in technology.

It should be noted that the policy changes are affecting how many condoms and adult diapers are being sold. It should also give you some longer term investment goals in mind. For example, Okamoto Industries (Japanese condom maker) dropped in price as soon as the TCP was announced. I didn’t check the stock prices for the parent companies of Durex or Trojan because I’m lazy like that and you shouldn’t expect too much from me.

On the other hand, milk powder and nappies… holy shit! Expect a rise in that. The fucking power (this is one of the rare cases where ‘fucking’ isn’t being used as an adjective) of 1.5 billion people should not be underestimated. Given the problems with Chinese milk, milk powder should be considered on the near and medium term future. Possibly more if the Chinese government takes up more actions to loosen policies regarding population control. On the ASX, anything to do with milk is getting boosted via the powers of what is expected to be an incredible population growth.

I am going to keep this short because I just got better so if you were expecting another thousand word entry, sorry. On the other hand, if you were looking for shorter snappier entries, then yeah, totally did all of these just for you, so be thankful! So that’s all for now.

 

A Short Break: Deadlines, Travel, and Sickness

Dear uninformed readers,

It’s always hard to write something that isn’t really about anything. In fact, it can be even said that this is all useless. In a way it is. However, I have not been writing as much as I was for a few reasons (excuses) and I want to say that I’ll be pushing them out soon. I’ve had a few deadlines due for my research, and then I got sick, and somehow, while sick, I went travel for a bit, and now that I’ve recovered enough to think straight, I’m posting this. I have a few articles that are almost ready, so look forward to them. Though just be ready that some of the dates may seem a few weeks old and some jokes may be considered as insensitive (but when has my jokes ever been sensitive?). Look forward to them and thank you guys for reading!

Yours truly,

Uninformed Trader